Alright so this is a song about anyone
It could be anyone you're just doing your own thing
And someone comes out the blue
They're like
Alright what you saying
Yeah can I take your digits
And you're like No not in a million years you're nasty
Please leave me alone
Cut to the pub on a lads' night out
Man at the bar cos it was his shout
Clocks this bird and she looks ok
She caught him looking and walks his way
Alright darlin' you gonna buy us a drink then
Err no but I was thinking of buying one for your friend
She's got no taste hand on his waste
Tries to pull away but her lips on his face
If you insist I'll have a white wine spritzer
Sorry love but you ain't a pretty picture
Can't knock 'em out you can't walk away
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say
Just get out my face just leave me alone
And no you can't have my number
Why Because I've lost my phone
Oh yeah actually umm I'm pregnant umm yeah
I'm having a baby in like 6 months and uhh yeah yeah
I recognise this guy
That's what you're thinking
As he walks over her face starts sinking
She's like Oh here we go
It's a routine check that she already knows
She's thinking they're all the same
Yeah you alright baby
You look alright still yeah what's your name
She looks in her bag takes out a fag
Tries to get away from the guy on a blag
Can't find a light
Here use mine
See the thing is I really don't have the time
Can't knock 'em out you can't walk away
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say
Just get out my face just leave me alone
And no you can't have my number
Because I've lost my phone
Go away now let me go
Are you stupid Or just a little slow
Go away now I've made myself clear
Nah it's not gonna happen
Not in a a million years
You can't knock 'em out you can't walk away
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say
Just get out my face just leave me alone
And no you can't have my number
Because I've lost my phone
You can't knock 'em out you can't walk away
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say
Just get out my face just leave me alone
And no you can't have my number
Because I've lost my phone
Uhh nah I I've gotta go cos my house is on fire
I've got I've got herpes err no it's syphilis
