[00:00.00]Green Tea - Awkwafina/Margaret Cho
[00:02.31]With every p***y
[00:05.37]A pair of shoes will go to a child in need
[00:10.08]Yeah
[00:11.15]Flip a stereotype
[00:12.86]How an Asian b***h got concubines
[00:15.22]Turn a grown man to a bashful bride
[00:17.48]With a vag that will leave him immobilized
[00:20.18]But 'fina wasn't born with the gas
[00:22.80]As a matter of fact I was born with a rash
[00:25.42]As a matter of fact got a concave a*s
[00:27.53]Still the hoes line up like a paragraph
[00:30.70]Yellow b***hes in the driver's seat
[00:33.22]Yellow b***hes in the driver's seat
[00:35.77]Yellow b***hes in the driver's seat
[00:37.91]B***h drive that Corolla right into the streets
[00:40.85]Yellow b***hes in the driver's seat
[00:43.32]Yellow b***hes in the driver's seat
[00:45.88]Yellow b***hes in the driver's seat
[00:47.99]B***h drive that Corolla right into the streets
[00:51.09]We got that bomb p***y
[00:53.49]That Long Duk Dong p***y
[00:56.00]Make you call your mom p***y
[00:58.43]Get a pair of tomps p***y
[01:01.00]Got that Soon Yi p***y
[01:03.46]Be all you want to be p***y
[01:06.06]That giving tree p***y
[01:08.60]You belong to me p***y
[01:11.29]Hello this is taste of jasmine
[01:13.56]Never been never will be a has-been
[01:16.14]Rub it you'll feel like Aladdin
[01:18.59]I'll dish it 'cause I might be into casting
[01:21.22]Us yellow b***hes livin' fancy gettin' beef like Kobe
[01:26.23]Us yellow b***hes datin'
[01:28.53]White boys that look just like Moby
[01:31.30]Us yellow b***hes eatin' fruits and s**t at karaoke
[01:36.34]Pull up in a second hand Mazda
[01:38.93]Pull up in a Hyundai Elantra
[01:41.51]Yellow b***hes in the driver's seat
[01:43.99]Yellow b***hes in the driver's seat
[01:46.52]Yellow b***hes in the driver's seat
[01:48.47]B***h drive that Corolla right into the streets
[01:51.78]We got that bomb p***y
[01:54.11]That Long Duk Dong p***y
[01:56.55]Make you call your mom p***y
[01:59.09]Get a pair of tomps p***y
[02:01.66]Got that Soon Yi p***y
[02:04.18]Be all you want to be p***y
[02:06.66]That giving tree p***y
[02:09.22]You belong to me p***y
[02:12.53]Came out my belly with a suture
[02:14.99]Awkwafina is the future
[02:17.36]Aw thank you that's so sweet
[02:19.38]Thank you Margaret
[02:20.76]Margaret
[02:22.46]Hello
[02:24.66]Every p***y
[02:27.01]A pair of shoes will go to a child in need
[02:31.57]Why would you
[02:32.01]Why the accent ok
[02:33.57]With every p***y
[02:34.71]A pair of shoes will go to a child in need
[02:39.80]I feel like we didn't necessarily agree to that
[02:41.81]I don't think we have to
[02:42.73]Hello
[02:42.78]Ok hi hi yes
[02:44.25]How come you never call me
[02:45.80]I think the accent is unnecessary
[02:47.49]How come you never call me
[02:48.96]Ok
[02:49.67]Finally
[02:50.73]Call me
[02:52.32]Press 1 for pickup
[02:54.53]Press 2 for delivery