I’m never gonna drink again
At least not with the finer men
At a celebration
Offering libations
From the appellation
I couldn't resist one little kiss
But now the Bacchic thrill is gone
I didn’t mean to lead you on
My heart was not the one behind
This amatory crime
No, champagne does it every time
I’m singular and most off-key
When bubbles get ahold of me
Taking the equation of the fermentation
And the cool persuasion
I’ve got no hope, I’m such a dope
In wine historiography
You’ll find me under “fancy free”
I can’t be held accountable
Her word’s not worth a dime
When champagne does it every time
When champagne does it
Bubbly bubbles do it
When champagne does it every time
