[00:17.61]If I was an Ivy League
[00:20.67]Kind of girl
[00:22.65]Do you think that they would give me more
[00:26.16]Shifts at work
[00:28.38]Spent all my day
[00:30.21]Walking 'round the local lake
[00:33.30]Never thought I would have this
[00:36.30]9 to 5 heartache
[00:38.40]I went to B grade university
[00:41.40]And got myself an arts degree
[00:49.68]If I was an Ivy League
[00:52.62]Kind of girl
[00:54.66]Do you think that I'd be different
[00:56.76]Would it change my world
[01:00.57]Spend all my day
[01:02.25]Getting on the honour roll
[01:05.31]Then I'd go and get married
[01:07.62]So I don't live on the Dole
[01:52.53]I'll be a straight A student
[01:56.04]And pass with flying colours
[01:58.32]Get invited to do honours
[02:03.21]I'll be a workplace dreamboat
[02:06.51]Job interviews I know it all
[02:09.47]I'll be so d**n employable