The Coldest Man Alive

I went east to learn from the wise

how to sit in the fire and keep my mind on ice

for a while I was the coldest man around

but you weren't there so how could it count

There's nothing I can do

to be among the chosen few

who are cold enough to be frozen with you

I lit a cigarette as if i didn't care

I didn't move when the flames caught my hair

I guess you were pretty impressed

but you just couldn't love a man of burning flesh