[00:00.00]My Strongest Suit - Musical Mania
[00:00.12]In life one has to face a huge assortment
[00:05.59]Of nauseating fads and good advice
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[00:10.52]There's health and fitness diet and deportment
[00:15.32]And other pointless forms of sacrifice
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[00:20.89]Conversation wit I am a doubter
[00:25.30]Manners charm they're no way to impress
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[00:29.86]So forget the inner me observe the outer
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[00:35.67]I am what I wear and how I dress
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[00:47.79]Oh now I believe in looking like my time on earth is cooking
[00:54.22]Whether polka-dotted stripes or even checks
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[01:00.84]With some glamour guaranteeing every fiber of my being
[01:07.56]Is displayed to quite remarkable effects
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[01:14.06]From your cradle via trousseau to your death bed you're on view so
[01:20.65]Never compromise accept no substitute
[01:27.30]I would rather wear a barrel than conservative apparel
[01:33.92]A dress has always been my strongest suit
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[01:51.28]Staying in or hitting townwards from the top and working downwards
[01:57.15]I ensure that every stitch is stitched in time
[02:01.58]Is stitched in time
[02:03.49]Whether wig or hat or turban whether clad boudoir or urban
[02:09.64]Not to strut your stuff outrage ously's a crime
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[02:16.08]And the few who are invited to my wardrobe are delighted
[02:22.45]As they wander through my things to find en route
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[02:28.51]That in negligee or formal I am anything but normal
[02:34.82]A dress has always been my strongest suit
[02:38.78]Overwear underwear anytime anywhere
[02:41.51]Overwear underwear anytime anywhere
[02:44.68]Overwear underwear anytime anywhere
[02:47.75]Overwear underwear anytime anywhere
[02:50.68]So bring me out my finest most audacious my divinest
[02:56.40]Most revealing most expensive and to boot
[03:02.66]Most arresting most arresting
[03:05.75]Most heart-stopping most heart-stopping
[03:08.82]Most free-flowing
[03:10.35]Most eye-popping
[03:11.85]Most arresting most heart-stopping
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[03:16.03]A dress has always been my strongest suit
[03:19.36]I am what I wear
[03:22.17]I am what I wear
[03:25.17]I am what I wear
[03:28.37]A dress has always been my strongest suit
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[04:10.98]So bring me out my finest most audacious my divinest
[04:17.85]Most revealing most expensive and to boot
[04:23.33]
[04:23.85]Most arresting most heart-stopping most free-flowing most eye-popping
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[04:31.03]A dress has always been my strongest suit
[04:34.75]I am what I wear
[04:37.17]I am what I wear
[04:40.23]I am what I wear
[04:43.34]A dress has always been my strongest suit
[04:46.96]My strongest my strongest my strongest my strongest
[04:53.08]My strongest suit