I met him at a party and he told me how to drive him home
He said he liked to do it backwards and I said that's just fine with me
That way we can f**k and watch TV
It was 4 am and the light was grey like it always is in paperbacks
He asked if I liked playing jacks
I told him that I was good to sixes but all hell brook loose after that
I told him that I knew Julia Roberts when I was 12 at summer camp
We didn't say anything after that
I dropped him off and drove on home
'Cause secretely I'm timid
