XXXMas (Original|Explicit)

once upon a time

there was a girl who lived in the suburbs

Croydon to be precise

she had one wish

and one wish only

she laid in her bed

and made that wish one night

in hopes that Santa elves and

Santa's little helpers

would pass on the message of how she

feels inside

she looked up to the sky and *ping*

oh shit... Santa replied

roll up the mistletoe

sip on some wine

let's make it snow

it's christmas time

no playing here

make it rain dear

ho ho ho

it's christmas

only santa in my chimney

he want all this smoke

it's cold outside

wear me as a coat

Saint Nicholas

let's get ridiculous

come leave me knicker less

X-rated Christmas

X X X mas

let's get it cracking

all the trimmings and the extras

Do it pon di tree

do it pon di tv

do it pon mi likkle nephew's

brand new sketchers

we don't really business for nutten

only business is nutting

one foot pon a stocking

do it pon di tree

do it pon di tv

do it pon da big present

for mi cousin

baddest rap bitch

unwrap dis

my presence is a present

underneath that is a gift

rolling up the essence

smoking on the grinch

light up da myrrh

and francinsence

this the naughty nativity

Nanana you know it's me

got the plum pudding

and you know it's sweet

obviously

take a bite on this

fruit cake

Firewood

Touché

do it to me baby

til the bough breaks

And just like that

Her wish was granted

The girl from South took

Santa's North Pole

and encompassed her inner

Ho ho ho!

come to the door

i'm wearing nutten but stockings

jockey

how i'm riding you can't cat this cat

copy

like a pizza how i'm giving the toppings

sloppy

all over the Willi-ams

Robbie

advent calendar

you open me up

more curvy dan the turkey

and it's perky yuh fuck

pudding from croydon

not from yorkshire

oliver twist

they want more sir

X-rated Christmas

X X X mas

let's get it cracking

all the trimmings and the extras

Do it pon di tree

do it pon di tv

do it pon mi likkle nephew's

brand new sketchers

we don't really business for nutten

only business is nutting

one foot pon a stocking

do it pon di tree

do it pon di tv

do it pon da big present

for mi cousin

do it pon di tree

do it pon di x box

Baileys on the rocks

Sleigh everyday in case you forgot

It's Christmas

Only Santa in my Chimney

he want all this smoke

It's cold outside

wear me as a coat

Saint Nicholas

let's get ridiculous

come leave me knicker less

You know I'm ready for anything come we go go go

Your locked in n listenin to the Coco show

Tek a ride n in da sleigh and i'll av you lookin for more

And I'll be emptying da sack screamin hoho

(Waddiss)

Very modest, but I gotta be honest, i'm not a student of college, so if you've got it you've got it

Vitamin D and am eating all da porridge

Jingle bellin all da way into room show me suttin like

Christmas Christmas what we got on da gift list

Been eatin good not just sippin on tea n biscuits

Wagwan cuzen, we're cookin like da stuffin in da oven

Presents ain't gettin cheaper by da dozen naa

Dis ones a slapper

Me I'm just tryna see what's inside of my cracker

Its half 8 and dis Vossi's its got me battered

If you never got nuttin from me dis year it never mattered naa

X rated Christmas

XXXmas let's get it cracking baby

X rated Christmas

XXXmas let's get it cracking baby