[00:01.02]It's crazy
[00:02.64]Ridiculous
[00:04.01]It doesn't make sense
[00:07.38]That's true
[00:09.18]But what can I do
[00:13.32]I'm in love with a man
[00:16.07]Plaza O Double Four Double Three
[00:19.53]It's a perfect relationship
[00:21.96]I can't see him he can't see me
[00:24.66]I'm in love with a voice
[00:27.48]Plaza O Double Four Double Three
[00:30.96]What a perfect relationship
[00:33.45]I talk to him and he just talks to me
[00:38.28]And yet I can't help wondering
[00:41.52]What does he look like
[00:45.24]I wish I knew
[00:50.76]What does he look like
[00:55.86]Is he six foot seven or three foot two
[00:58.65]Has he eyes of brown or baby blue
[01:01.71]Big and mighty or underfed
[01:04.31]Trim black moustache or beard of red
[01:07.05]Can he dance like Fred Astaire
[01:09.87]Is he dark or is he fair
[01:12.96]Pompadour or not a hair
[01:15.00]Well I don't care
[01:17.64]I'm in love with a man
[01:20.58]Plaza O Double Four Double Three
[01:23.94]It's a perfect relationship
[01:26.49]And that's how things should always be
[01:29.52]Our love can never lose its mystery
[01:33.39]'Cause I'll never meet him
[01:36.45]And he'll never meet me
[01:39.90]No he'll never meet me
[01:48.27]What does he look like
[01:53.88]My sleeping Prince
[01:59.34]What does he look like
[02:06.84]Tough as nails with a black cigar
[02:10.74]As handsome as a movie star
[02:12.27]Stern as an eagle shy as a dove
[02:13.56]A face that only a mother could love
[02:15.60]It doesn't matter what he is
[02:23.91]I'm HIS HIS HIS
[02:33.12]But he's still just a voice
[02:36.93]Plaza 0 Double Four Double Three
[02:41.13]What a perfect relationship
[02:43.98]I can't see him he can't see me
[02:47.52]He calls me Mum he thinks I'm sixty three
[02:52.50]And I'll never meet him
[02:55.44]And he'll never meet me
[02:59.79]No he'll never meet me