Hard to Knock Down

Woke up a mess but looking classy

Stared in the mirror like, “Dang, I'm still flashy!”

Life tried to trip me, I replied with a dance

If the universe wants drama, I’ll give it a chance

I’ve crashed a thousand times but I rise sarcastic

Strutting like a champion, even when it’s tragic

I’m hard to knock down

Yeah, I fall but I rebound

If life throws me to the ground, I turn it into a flying mat

I’m awesome and absurd

Broken but shining like gold

If chaos wants a fight, I say: please, take a number for that!

Trouble shows up, I tell it “sit”

Grab a coffee and let’s negotiate it

If everything fails, I’ll become a meme

At least I’ll trend — living the dream

I stumble on my problems but I turn it into a runway

Who said heroes can’t be clumsy on a Monday?

I’m hard to knock down

Yeah, I fall but I rebound

If life throws me to the ground, I turn it into a flying mat

I’m awesome and absurd

Broken but shining like gold

If chaos wants a fight, I say: please, take a number for that!

I’m not invincible but I’m stubborn as hell

Proudly imperfect and doing it well

If the world gets loud, I lower the volume

This is my show, watch me sign it with perfume

I’m hard to knock down

I fall dramatically just to go viral around

If life gives me trouble, I answer with glitter and cheer

I’m reckless and divine

A tired hero still in his prime

If fate wants trouble — tell it I’m already here!