[00:00.00]I'm Not Gay - J. Pee
[00:02.17]J pee baby yup yup
[00:04.64]Yeah you know what it is
[00:07.99]Check this sh*t out man
[00:09.37]Check it out check it out
[00:10.50]Check it out yeah
[00:12.25]Chilling with my homies at the home depot
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[00:14.44]Home depot
[00:15.42]Buying screws and nails manly sh*t you know
[00:17.29]You know
[00:17.77]My homie says to me what kind of drill you want
[00:19.93]He asked me
[00:20.93]So I said I wanted one right in the a**
[00:25.00]What
[00:26.48]I'm not gay
[00:27.76]I'm not gay
[00:28.99]It was a joke guys come on
[00:30.63]I'm not gay
[00:31.73]I like vag more than a pornstar scandal
[00:34.38]But can I get the drill with the bright pink handle
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[00:37.18]Playing tackle football with my homies in the park
[00:40.05]Had to wrap it up cause it was getting dark
[00:42.29]Getting dark
[00:42.96]The other team was looking straight scary as sh*t
[00:44.93]Ooooo
[00:45.44]But my quarterback he ain't having none of it
[00:47.54]He ain't scared
[00:48.40]He looked at me and told me no matter where I was at
[00:50.83]My priority job was to protect the sack
[00:53.92]Okay
[00:54.28]So fourth down he bends over and yells hike
[00:56.94]So I went and grabbed his balls
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[01:01.33]Uhhh
[01:03.13]I'm not gay
[01:04.45]I'm not gay
[01:05.41]I'm just doing my job step off
[01:07.41]I'm not gay
[01:08.37]It's not like I was purposefully trying to feel them
[01:10.80]I wasn't
[01:11.22]I just care about the safety of your future children
[01:13.55]Godfather
[01:14.07]I'm not gay I'm not gay
[01:16.75]Quit telling me that man
[01:18.62]I'm not gay
[01:19.68]Next time I'll just let your balls get mangled son
[01:22.44]PS I didn't know that you were so well hung
[01:25.24]Strolling with my homies in west Hollywood
[01:27.38]Hollywood
[01:28.19]Wasn't my idea because I'm not gay
[01:31.06]Dude walks by me with his shirt off and I was like
[01:34.15]Damn b**ch you fine
[01:36.31]F**k
[01:36.92]I'm not gay guys
[01:38.40]That ain't me
[01:39.33]I'm just comfortable with my sexuality
[01:41.88]So I can admit when I see a guy
[01:44.87]Who has a handsome face and pretty eyes
[01:47.81]And a rock hard chest and rippling abs
[01:50.64]And the tightest a** and those sculpted calves
[01:53.45]And those bulging quads and the perfect bod
[01:56.19]And ohh my god take your pants off
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[01:59.43]Um
[02:00.78]F**k it
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[02:02.52]I'm gay
[02:03.77]I'm f**king gay
[02:04.74]I'm the dude wearing nail polish yelling hey
[02:07.57]I'm the dude at the party who'll grab your butt
[02:09.67]That's me
[02:10.03]And when you turn around and look at me I'll be like what
[02:13.09]Yeah
[02:13.88]I'm gay
[02:14.54]I'm gay
[02:14.89]I'm hella gay
[02:15.86]I watch Zac Efron movies every Saturday
[02:18.95]And normal self expression doesn't suit me either
[02:21.52]That's why my degree is in musical theater
[02:24.12]I'm so gay man