[00:00.00]You Can Call Me Al - The Flying Pickets
[00:29.83]A man walks down the street
[00:31.24]He says “Why am I soft in the middle now
[00:33.56]Why am I soft in the middle
[00:35.73]The rest of my life is so hard
[00:37.57]I need a photo opportunity
[00:39.55]I want a shot at redemption
[00:41.38]Don’t want to end up a cartoon
[00:43.61]In a cartoon graveyard”
[00:45.64]Bonedigger bonedigger
[00:47.41]Dogs in the moonlight
[00:49.74]Far away my well-lit door
[00:53.14]Mr Beerbelly Beerbelly
[00:55.25]Get these mutts away from me
[00:57.52]You know I don’t find this stuff
[00:59.11]Amusing anymore
[01:01.56]If you’ll be my bodyguard
[01:03.06]I can be your long-lost pal
[01:09.39]I can call you Betty
[01:10.98]And Betty when you call me
[01:13.02]You can call me Al
[01:17.62]A man walks down the street
[01:19.18]He says “Why am I short of attention
[01:21.18]Got a short little span of attention
[01:23.34]And woe my nights are so long
[01:25.60]Where’s my wife and family
[01:27.44]What if I die here
[01:29.35]Who’ll be my role model
[01:31.45]Now that my role model is
[01:33.48]Gone gone ”
[01:34.43]He ducked back down the alley
[01:36.78]With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
[01:40.29]All along along
[01:42.86]There were incidents and accidents
[01:44.89]There were hints and allegations
[01:49.50]If you’ll be my bodyguard
[01:51.04]I can be your long -ost pal
[01:57.32]I can call you Betty
[01:59.00]And Betty when you call me
[02:00.85]You can call me Al
[02:04.64]Call me Al
[02:45.72]If you’ll be my bodyguard
[02:47.57]I can be your long-lost pal
[02:53.33]I can call you Betty
[02:55.31]And Betty when you call me
[02:56.90]You can call me Al
[03:00.72]Call me
[03:01.20]If you’ll be my bodyguard
[03:03.17]I can be your long lost pal
[03:09.41]I can call you Betty