[00:00.00]Everything Happens To Me - Neil Sedaka
[00:00.48]I make a date for gown
[00:07.54]You can bet your life it rains
[00:11.44]Tried to give a party
[00:14.29]But the guy upstairs complains
[00:18.50]Guess I'll go through life
[00:21.09]Catching colds and missing trains
[00:25.90]Everything happens to me
[00:31.48]I never miss a thing
[00:35.54]I've had the measles and the mumps
[00:40.30]And every time I play an ace
[00:43.46]My partner always trumps
[00:47.72]Guess I'm just a fool
[00:50.48]Who never looks before he jumps
[00:55.24]Everything happens to me
[01:01.50]At first I thought that you
[01:04.16]Would break this jinx for me
[01:09.11]And love would turn the trick to end despair
[01:15.99]But now I just can't fool this head
[01:19.67]That thinks for me
[01:23.25]I've mortgaged all my castles in the air
[01:29.87]I've telegraphed and phoned
[01:34.22]Sent an air mail special too
[01:38.11]Your answer was goodbye
[01:41.76]There was even postage due
[01:45.40]Fell in love just once
[01:48.18]And it had to be with you
[01:53.18]Everything happens to me
[02:20.26]I've mortgaged all my castles in the air
[02:27.89]Well I've telegraphed and phoned
[02:33.10]Sent an air mail special too
[02:36.83]Your answer was goodbye
[02:39.89]There was even postage due
[02:44.20]Fell in love just once
[02:46.72]And it had to be with you
[02:51.45]Everything happens to me