[00:00.00]Sultan, So Mighty - Vic Chesnutt
[00:24.33]I'm here because I'm a eunuch
[00:37.69]I am no threat
[00:51.21]I'm here to watch the ladies
[01:04.72]And to fan away their sweat
[01:17.25]And the sultan so mighty
[01:31.43]Comes crawling to me
[01:42.50]When he has a little problem
[01:54.02]With the ladies
[02:26.98]I'm here because I am a eunuch
[02:40.59]I'm perfectly safe
[02:54.33]I'm here to bring the ladies
[03:07.58]Hot towels when they bathe
[03:20.65]And the sultan so mighty
[03:36.27]Wants to talk to me
[03:45.36]When he needs a little help
[03:56.49]With the ladies
[04:09.05]And what he don't know
[04:15.15]Won't hurt him
[04:21.11]What we know
[04:26.86]Would never hurt him
[04:33.40]But he would hurt us
[04:45.57]If he knew what we know
[05:24.13]I'm here because I am a eunuch
[05:37.84]A trusted confidant
[05:51.13]I'm here to serve the ladies
[06:04.96]They tell me what they want
[06:17.18]And the sultan so mighty
[06:32.63]Has to go through me
[06:42.57]When he's having trouble pleasing
[06:53.99]Certain ladies
[07:06.03]And what he don't know
[07:12.14]Won't hurt him
[07:18.11]What we know
[07:23.94]Would never hurt him
[07:30.22]But he would hurt us
[07:42.27]If he knew what we know
[07:54.30]If he knew what we know