[00:00.00]Miss Marmelstein (Remaster) - Barbra Streisand (芭芭拉·史翠珊)
[00:00.66]Written by：Harold Rome
[00:01.33]Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein
[00:04.50]Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein
[00:06.49]Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein
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[00:09.48]Oh why is it always Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein
[00:14.42]Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein
[00:16.60]Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein
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[00:19.33]Other girls get called by their first names right away
[00:23.53]They get cozy intimate
[00:25.55]Do you know what I mean
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[00:28.61]And nobody calls me hey baby doll Miss Marmelstein
[00:33.17]Or honey dear Miss Marmelstein or sweetie pie
[00:36.75]Miss Marmelstein
[00:37.94]Even my first name would be preferable
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[00:41.95]Though it's terrible it might be better it's Yetta
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[00:47.87]Or perhaps my second name that's Tessye
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[00:51.02]Spelled T E S S Y E
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[00:56.89]But no no it's always Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein
[01:01.55]You'd think at least Miss M they could try
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[01:06.24]Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein
[01:08.74]Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein
[01:12.47]Oh I could die
[01:15.28]I'm a very willing secretary
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[01:19.48]Enjoy my work as my employer will corroborate
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[01:23.68]Except for one disappointment one fly in the ointment
[01:28.55]It's great I mean simply great
[01:32.19]But the aggravation of my situation
[01:36.53]I might as well get it off my chest it's the drum appellation
[01:46.28]Oh pardon the big words I apply
[01:47.77]But I was an English major at C C N Y
[01:50.58]Drum appellation
[01:54.24]With which I am persistently addressed
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[01:59.13]Persistently perpetually continually and inevitably addressed
[02:05.21]Believe me it could drive a person positively psychosomatic
[02:08.41]Oh why is it always Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein
[02:13.32]Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein
[02:17.08]Miss Marmelstein
[02:18.11]Other girls get called by their nick names right away
[02:22.48]Slightly naughty or risky
[02:24.45]Do you know what I mean
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[02:27.20]Nobody calls me koo-chee-koo Miss Marmelstein
[02:32.06]Or boobala Miss Marmelstein or passion pie
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[02:36.73]Even hey there babe not respectable ain't so objectable
[02:43.32]It's kind of crummy but chummy
[02:46.35]Of course if I got married that would do it
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[02:50.21]So where's the lucky guy
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[02:55.84]Till then it still is Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein
[03:00.23]Everyday I get more and more fast
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[03:05.25]Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein
[03:07.27]Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein Miss Marmelstein
[03:11.11]Oh I could bust