Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't
Oh I'll be lounging on the couch
Just chillin' in my Snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all woo ooh woo ooh woo
Nothing at all woo ooh woo ooh woo
Nothing at all woo ooh woo ooh woo
Nothing at all oh yeah
Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P90X
Meet a really nice girl have some really nice s*x
She's gonna scream out This is great yeah
I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops you'll just have to wait
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
Cause I ain't going anywhere
No no no no no no no no no no
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all woo ooh woo ooh woo
Nothing at all woo ooh woo ooh woo
Nothing at all woo ooh woo ooh woo
Nothing at all oh yeah
