The Ballad of Dick and Jane (Album Version) - Pinkard And Bowden
There were three young men who fell in love with Jane
Tom Dick and Harry were their names
"I am her only boyfriend" each of them would boast
But she passed on Tom and Harry
'Cause she liked Dick the most
Now she's got Dick in the palm of her hand
She likes to hold Dick
She likes to squeeze Dick
She likes to kiss Dick all of the time
Seems like Dick is always on her mind
