I Want a Pony - Candypants
Mom I wanna be an astronaut
Buy me a rocket ship
So I can sail to Mars
I don't wanna fly in Apollo
Buy me the Enterprise or I don't wanna go
Mom I wanna run for president
Buy me votes
Pay my rent
Or maybe writing novels would be fun
Mommy hire me a novelist to write me one
Mom I wanna be a movie queen
Buy me the cover of Premiere magazine
I'm way funnier than Jay Leno
Buy me a motorcycle and a TV show
Can a model win a Nobel Prize
Buy me brains
Liposuck my thighs
Hurry hurry I don't have all day
If you love me mommy
You'll do what I say
Pony up
Pony up
Pony up
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony now now
Mom I wanna be an astronaut
Buy me a rocket ship
So I can sail to Mars
I don't wanna fly in Apollo
Buy me the Enterprise or I don't wanna go
Mom I wanna be the king of pop
Buy me fans hurry up
I just wanna be a millionaire
You'll die and leave me money
If you really care
Pony up
Pony up
Pony up
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony now now
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
I wanna pony
Pony up