[00:00.00]Mrs. Claus' Kimono - Drive-By Truckers
[00:19.96]I'm a sinister elf with a sinister plan
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[00:25.40]Santa's little helper with too much time on my hands
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[00:29.76]He's got a fine looking wife for such an old man
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[00:34.72]I can see her looking at me when there is no one else around
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[00:49.55]And I'm countin' down the days to December 24th
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[00:55.10]The old man's in his sleigh I am sneakin' in the backdoor
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[00:59.65]She asks if I know what the candy cane is for
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[01:04.14]While he's slidin' down the chimney I'll be coming back for more
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[01:19.16]Not really worried 'bout the old man finding out
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[01:24.48]'Cause me and rudolph worked the whole thing out
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[01:28.82]That was not about vengeance or anything like that
[01:33.57]I just want a little sex and the old man off my back
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[01:48.47]Rudy's out for blood 'cause he hates the fat old man
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[01:53.58]'Cause he caught him in the stables with his fat little hands
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[01:58.00]On a female reindeer he likes named Wynona
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[02:03.44]The last thing that he wants to see is Santa on her
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[02:27.11]So we're loadin' up the toy sack with h****n and crack
[02:31.88]We sent Santa off to Georgia and he ain't coming back
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[02:36.84]And we call up an evil green grinch to tell him Santa's holding
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[02:41.94]Now have him on the chain gang and the electric chair the electric chair
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[02:56.09]And there'll be a happy ending all you girls and all you boys
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[03:00.77]There won't be no more Santa there won't be no more toys
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[03:05.73]There'll be no stoppin' Rudy and Wynona
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[03:11.06]And I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus's kimono
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[03:15.80]I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus's kimono
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[03:20.50]I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus's kimono
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[03:25.02]I'll be taking off Mrs. Claus's kimono
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[03:30.53]Merry Christmas