[00:00.00]Born 100, 000 Years Ago - Cisco Houston
[00:01.55]I was born a hundred thousand years ago
[00:04.70]And there's nothing in this world I do not know
[00:08.18]Why the flag started flying
[00:09.85]When George Washington stopped lying
[00:11.62]I can lick the man who says that isn't so
[00:15.39]I saw eve and Adam driven from the door
[00:18.79]I'm the man who picked the fig
[00:20.57]Leaf that they wore
[00:22.18]When the apple they were eating
[00:23.82]I was from the bushes peeping
[00:25.39]I can prove that I'm the man that ate the core
[00:28.62]Queen Elizabeth
[00:29.54]She fell in love with me poor girl
[00:31.96]We were married in Milwaukee secretly
[00:34.93]Then I snack around and shook her
[00:36.93]'Cause I went with general hooker
[00:38.35]Just to fight mosquitoes down in Tennessee
[00:41.45]I saw Noah when he built his famous ark
[00:44.50]I slipped into it one night when it was dark
[00:47.73]I saw Jonah swallow the whale
[00:49.46]And I pulled the lion's tale
[00:51.00]Then I crossed the land of Canaan on a lark
[00:54.22]I taught Solomon his little ABC's
[00:57.33]And I helped Brigham young
[00:58.54]Invent Limburger cheese
[01:00.67]Well I sailed out on the bay
[01:02.43]With Methuselah one day
[01:03.98]And I say this flowing wristle from the green