Rouxls Kaard (Explicit)

So the worms hath cometh out to play Gah ha ha Thoust FOOLS Beholdeth Rouxls Kaard thou're greatest adversary

Thou crawle from the dirt

You fillest me with mirthe

While mine puzzles shall fillst thee with fear

You struggle and toil

You're filled with turmoil

BAMBOOZLEDETH for one hundred years

Now thou seest

The power of meest

Your mind will SNAP as you quit-

GOD. d**n IT

SURPRISETH Welcome back worms Thou hast now hopeth now against mine EVEN GREATER PUZZLE BEHOLDETH

Toile and pain

Beholde mine domain-eth

As I slowly breaketh thine mind

Thou arteth fools

To challenge-e the rules

A greatere foe thou'll never find-

Ahhh Ahh.. Ha Ha ha ha That wasn'tst REALLY my ultimate puzzle I have a wayst better one right here

Can can we see it

No

Sometimes it gets real hard

No one around here appreciates the card

Mayhaps thou shalt stop

Take a little-e dip into mine hip shop

The duke of puzzles that's me

Servingeth the king obediently

Mine hobbies includeth long walks in the dungeon

And calligraphyest too for fungeon

Shut up Of course that rhymed

I should locketh thou up for the crime

But I probably won't let's be honest here

'Tis not exactly a cushy career

I'm the newest edition the Kaard's a replacement

The dukes before me are now in yon basement

Ooh look at you on pinseth and needles

Have I your attention little water beetle

I love the lords and the ladybugs

Arms spread wide leaning down for hugs

For all who appreciate the sesquipedalian

Who runneth rings arounde lightner aliens

Shut up I'm still good at rhyming

For I am a master of dramatic timing

In glory and wit there is no equal

I hope I get more lines in the sequel

Thou're victory is just a fluke

Everyone knows to bet on duke

I'm nationwidesteth I'm bad

I'm at leasteth a number two dad

Get thee gone I'm going on the scene

The epitome of thine hopes and dreams

Stilleth the duke of rhyming My record's not marred

Lyrical victory with only 32 bars

A neweth record. Perfection incarnate much liketh mine own self. What art thou still listening worms Have I that greateth an attraction I supposeth I should not beeth surprised. Yon fanbase hath some interesting ideas