[00:45.05]I mixed my reds with my whites, now I'm pink all over,
[00:48.77]My shirt's a rainbow, my jeans got no cover.
[00:52.53]The dryer's singin' like it's on a show,
[00:55.63]And my socks disappeared — where did they go?!
[00:59.78]Oh no, it's laundry day again,
[01:03.28]The washing machine's my only friend!
[01:07.26]Bubbles flyin', colors collide,
[01:10.97]I'm just tryin' to keep my pride!
[01:14.79]Iron burned my sleeve, I'm smokin' hot — literally,
[01:18.66]My cat jumped in, now he smells like lavender, see?
[01:22.60]Neighbors laughin' at the windowpane,
[01:25.92]Guess I'll wear pajamas — it's fashion again!
[01:29.71]Oh no, it's laundry day again,
[01:33.20]The washing machine's my only friend!
[01:37.16]Bubbles flyin', colors collide,
[01:40.90]I'm just tryin' to keep my pride!
[01:44.82]Maybe next week I'll just buy new clothes,
[01:48.15]‘Cause this chaos — nobody knows!
[01:52.38]If clean means crazy, then that's my brand,
[01:55.76]A walking detergent ad — ain't life grand!
[02:16.45]Oh yeah, it's laundry day again,
[02:20.19]But I've learned to love the spin!
[02:23.91]Colorful mess, my kinda trend,
[02:27.67]Guess I'll wear my fails till the very end!