Furious (Explicit)

He’s all mouth and no trousers -

It’s a phrase my mother used to say.

And I’d say, ‘Please mother,

As if I’d fall for a boy who acted that way.

He’ll be rich and kind and funny,

And did I mention he’ll have plenty of bucks?’

But it’s not just about the money,

It’s how he talks, how he dresses and ****s.

So finally I meet a man I think might be the one.

I hole up and I hold out ‘til I’m feeling like a nun.

Then the time’s right – it’s the right night – so when all is said and done

How do I feel?

I’m FURIOUS

F.U.R.I.O.U.S

Just FURIOUS

Because there’s nothing worse than B.A.D. S.E.X.

And then he asked me, ‘How was it for you, babe?’

And I could feel myself getting tense.

Should I find the words to tell him gently

He was a bust in the biblical sense.

My hopes for this relationship are going down the pan

Cos I’d rather be knocking boots with any other man.

If I decide to live with it in any way I can,

How will I feel?

I’ll be FURIOUS

F.U.R.I.O.U.S

Just FURIOUS

Because there’s nothing worse than B.A.D. S.E.X.

So I did the only thing I could, and ran into the night

Cos I’d rather be alone than be his afternoon delight

If I meet another man who won’t go down without a fight,

How will I feel?

I’ll be FURIOUS

F.U.R.I.O.U.S

Just FURIOUS

Because there’s nothing worse than B.A.D. S.E.X.

Oh, there’s nothing worse than B.A.D. S.E.X.

Oh, there’s nothing worse than B.A.D. S.E.X.