Smeat - D.O.A.
All the goodness
Packed in a can
It's a retrial harvest
With a forever lifespan
A modern miracle
Worthy of praise
You could leave it
Outside
For a couple more
Days
Let it crust over 'til a
Good rubbery skin
Adds texture to keep
The juices
Locked in then before
Long,
With a bit of luck you'll
Be chewing
On your protein
Hockey puck
Throw it up in the air
Place it in your underwear
I'm not trying to be rude
Just remember
It's not really good food,
It's a term they use they're
Trying to confuse,
Abuse us delude us into
Thinking what comes in
The can is made of beef or
Ham packed by uncle
Spam for consumption for
The founction
Of selling carp
Smeat smeat smeat smeat
Smeat smeat smeat
Smeat smeat smeat smeat
Smeat smeat smeat
Smeat....
All the goodness packed
In a can
It's a retrial harvest with a
Forever lifespan
A modern miracle worthy
Of praise
You could leave it outside
For a couple more days
Let it crust over 'til a good
Rubbery skin
Adds texture to keep
The juices
Locked in then before
Long,
With a bit of luck you'll
Be chewing
On your protein hockey puck
Throw it up in the air
Place it in your underwear
I'm not trying to be rude
Just remember
It's not really good food,
It's a term they use they're
Trying to confuse,
Abuse us delude us into
Thinking what comes in
The can is made of beef or
Ham packed by uncle
Spam for consumption
For the founction
Of selling carp found on
Killing floors
Should I'm a carnivore
But waste lost it's meaning
By concealing not revealing
That it's not really good food,
It's a term they use they're
Trying to confuse,
Abuse us delude us into thinking
