Fatty Daddy

I’m a fatty Daddy

a fatty little Daddy

a fatty boombalatty with my hamburger patty

I dropped my fatty patty

and i’m feeling kinda saddy

it’s sitting on my patio

Listen up laddy

your Daddy needs a caddy

a fatty little caddy for his hamburger patty

wanna be my fatty caddy holding patties for your Daddy

come sit upon my patio

yeahhhhh

I'm the fattest Daddy

in all of cincinnati

Starbucks fatty get a grande latte

Daddy’s unhappy

spilled the latte on his khakis

they’re drying on my patio

Daddy’s dressing shabby

in Westminster Abbey

saddy little fatty

in the Abbey looking flabby

Westminster Abbey

with my fatty patty caddy

fancy little patio

yeahhhh

I’m a happy pappy

and I’m feeling kinda snappy and my

toe is going tappy cause I’m

such a happy pappy

So everybody clappy

with your hands all kind of flappy

at the risk of sounding sappy

watching Chappie makes me happy

My Daddy is a cabbie and he’s flabby

and he’s grabby, and he’s dabbin

in a cabin while

a fatal stabbin’ happens

I’m rappin’ like it’s Hamilton

this song’s a total Jamilton

The laurel or the yanilton’s

My private Vietnamilton

Yeahhhhh

I’m a fatty daddy

a fatty little daddy

a fatty boombalatty with a hamburger patty

sitting on my patio