Ripped Pants - Trevor Goober
Composed by:Paul Tibbitt Peter Straus
When big Larry came 'round just to put him down
SpongeBob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and ripped his pants
I know I shouldn't mope around
I shouldn't curse
But the pain feels so much worse
'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun
Or sand in your buns
Fool
Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
Soon forget
So listen and you won't regret
Be true to yourself
Don't miss your chance
And you won't end up like the fool
Who ripped his pants