[00:05.09]I come home from work this evening
[00:07.67]There was a note in the frying pan
[00:10.23]It said fix your own supper babe
[00:12.73]I run off with the fuller brush man
[00:14.87]
[00:16.54]And I miss the way she used to yell at me
[00:19.47]The way she used to cuss and moan
[00:21.67]And if I ever go out and get married again
[00:24.21]I'll never leave my wife at home
[00:26.23]
[00:30.59]Sat down at the table
[00:32.95]
[00:33.49]Screamed
[00:34.26]And I hollered and cried
[00:40.19]
[00:40.72]And I commenced a carryin' on
[00:45.63]Till I almost lost my mind
[00:50.01]
[00:54.26]If I ever see another salesman
[00:56.84]Come a knockin' at my door
[00:59.18]I'm gonna pick up a rock and hit him on the head
[01:07.91]
[01:09.14]And knock him down on the floor