[00:00.00]SIAM - Spike Jones
[00:43.24]You can look this wide world over
[00:44.94]You can search both land and sea
[00:46.49]But you'll never find another man like me
[00:49.71]If you listen to my story
[00:51.20]I will tell you who I am
[00:53.06]I'm the greatest man in Siam yes I am
[00:56.10]I'm the greatest man in Siam yes I am
[00:59.48]There's no greater man
[01:00.68]In Siam than I am
[01:02.42]Oh when I go walking by the women
[01:04.94]All give me the eye
[01:06.25]I'm the greatest man in Siam yes I am
[01:09.12]Oh no you ain't Oh yes I am
[01:10.81]Oh no you ain't Oh yes I am
[01:12.65]I'm the greatest man in Siam yes I am
[01:16.00]I've got sixteen double chins
[01:17.45]I'm father of Siamese twins
[01:19.18]I'm the greatest man in Siam yes I am
[01:29.46]I'm the fastest man in Siam yes I am
[01:33.11]There's no faster man
[01:34.49]In Siam than I am
[01:36.28]Lightning don't scare me a bit
[01:38.58]'Cause I can dodge
[01:40.03]I'm the fastest man in Siam yes I am
[01:43.02]Oh no you ain't Oh yes I am
[01:45.18]I'm the fastest man in Siam yes I am
[01:48.97]When I call on my sweetheart
[01:50.75]I get there long before I'm start
[01:52.95]'Cause I'm the fastest man in Siam
[02:01.53]I'm the richest man in Siam yes I am
[02:04.71]There's no richer man
[02:05.68]In Siam than I am
[02:07.97]I wear diamonds on my nose
[02:09.46]And platinum toe nails on my toes
[02:11.19]I'm the richest man in Siam
[02:12.90]Yes I am
[02:14.21]Oh no you ain't Oh yes I am
[02:16.06]Oh no you ain't
[02:16.81]Oh then the champion wondering
[02:18.12]I'm the richest man in Siam yes I am
[02:20.97]I've got castles filled with gold
[02:22.53]Liquor 99 years old
[02:23.99]I'm the richest man in Siam yes I am