Ugh... What time is it?
Doesn't matter
My laundry pile is touching the ceiling
I'm catching feels that I shouldn't be feeling
My inbox is full of red notifications
Avoiding my boss and all conversations
My ex got engaged, I saw it on the feed
I'm running on panic and high-speed greed
The rent is due, I got zero in the bank
But my credit score is just a chaotic prank
The world is ending, or maybe it's not
I'm overthinking every single thought
But before I spiral and start to scream
I need a dose of that roasted bean
My life is a mess, yeah, it's a disaster
Running in circles, faster and faster
The house is on fire, nowhere to flee
But first, coffee, listen to me
I can't fix the problems, I can't pay the bill
Until I get my caffeine fill
Priorities, baby, you gotta assess
My life is a mess
Seven dollars for a cup of bean water?
Yeah, I bought it, like a good little daughter
Iced oat latte with a pump of vanilla
Killing my anxiety, a smooth killa
I'm wearing sunglasses to hide the bags
Walking past the red flags like they're just tags
I might have a breakdown at quarter to two
But right now I'm vibing, how about you?
The world is ending, or maybe it's not
I'm overthinking every single thought
But before I spiral and start to scream
I need a dose of that roasted bean
My life is a mess, yeah, it's a disaster
Running in circles, faster and faster
The house is on fire, nowhere to flee
But first, coffee, listen to me
I can't fix the problems, I can't pay the bill
Until I get my caffeine fill
Priorities, baby, you gotta assess
My life is a mess
One SIP
Two sips
Three sips
Four sips
Let's go!
My life is a mess, yeah, it's a disaster
Running in circles, faster and faster
The house is on fire, nowhere to flee
But first, coffee, listen to me
I can't fix the problems, I can't pay the bill
Until I get my caffeine fill
Priorities, baby, you gotta assess
My life is a mess
Okay
Now I can panic
