[00:00.00]Joni: LA's No. 1 Health Goth - Illuminati Hotties
[00:02.92]Composed by：Sarah Tudzin
[00:05.85]"Hello the program you are about to watch is a special presentation
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[00:16.15]This program was made possible by the efforts of Illuminati Hotties corporation
[00:20.54]And contributions from little shredders like you
[00:24.66]Thank you"
[00:35.97]You wish
[00:38.41]You were
[00:40.81]Like her
[00:43.54]Like her
[00:45.43]Joni is a punk babe
[00:46.54]Joni is the second wave
[00:47.74]Joni is a black jean jacket
[00:50.17]Joni's in the first band
[00:51.38]Joni has a cool hand
[00:52.49]Joni knows the problem is systematic
[00:54.82]Joni cut the tour line
[00:56.01]Joni doesn't have time
[00:57.18]Joni likes to dart on stage
[00:59.52]Joni's on a juice cleanse
[01:00.76]Joni doesn't need friends
[01:01.90]Cause Joni's got the whole room trained
[01:05.00]You wish
[01:07.21]You were
[01:09.61]Like her
[01:11.96]Like her
[01:14.10]I bet she never looks your way
[01:18.83]I bet she never looks your way
[01:23.52]I bet she never cared
[01:25.86]I bet she never cared
[01:28.25]I bet she never cared about you
[01:33.11]You wish
[01:35.90]You were
[01:38.59]Like her
[01:41.22]Like her
[01:42.82]When Joni's on a first date
[01:44.26]Joni goes to third base
[01:45.46]And when you wake up Joni's long gone
[01:47.54]Now Joni's at the desert house where only Joni sings loud
[01:50.20]Cause Joni never wrote a bad song
[01:53.08]You wish
[02:05.21]You were
[02:07.46]Like her
[02:09.71]I bet she never looks your way
[02:14.23]I bet she never looks your way
[02:19.02]I bet she never cared
[02:21.28]I bet she never cared
[02:23.66]I bet she never cared about you
[02:33.11]Joni's got a brand new mullet
[02:37.52]Fast and cool as a silver bullet
[02:42.20]And she's on your couch
[02:44.58]And she wants you to pull it
[02:47.33]I bet she never looks your way
[02:52.00]I bet she never looks your way
[02:56.76]I bet she never cared
[02:59.10]I bet she never cared
[03:01.47]I bet she never cared about you
[03:06.67]You wish
[03:09.12]You were
[03:11.76]Like her
[03:14.36]Like her