[00:00.00]Divorce Me C.O.D. - Hoosier Hot Shots
[00:09.88]I just bought me a great long ticket
[00:12.25]I'm gonna use it at 4 PM
[00:14.78]So you can call your secret love
[00:17.56]And break the news to him
[00:19.78]You thought your little romance
[00:22.21]Was on the strict QT
[00:24.67]So if you want your freedom PDQ
[00:27.46]Divorce me COD
[00:29.13]I won't be around
[00:31.69]To hear you cry
[00:34.35]I'm Texas bound
[00:36.56]And by and by
[00:39.55]You can reach me down in Dallas
[00:42.19]A general delivery
[00:44.54]So if you want your freedom PDQ
[00:47.44]Divorce me COD
[01:10.16]There's gonna come a day girl
[01:12.23]When you'll be feelin' blue
[01:14.66]You'll find that you can't pay your little bill
[01:17.44]With a big old IOU
[01:19.74]This dynamite you're playin' with
[01:22.53]May be TNT
[01:24.63]So if you want your freedom PDQ
[01:27.46]Divorce me COD
[01:29.07]No need to fall
[01:31.73]Down on your knees
[01:34.28]'Cause I know all
[01:36.70]My ABC
[01:39.66]I ain't no college professor
[01:42.27]I ain't got no PHD
[01:44.54]But if you want your freedom PDQ
[01:47.50]Divorce me COD
[02:09.35]I won't be around
[02:11.75]To hear you cry
[02:14.12]I'm Texas bound
[02:16.57]And by and by
[02:19.64]You can reach me down in Dallas
[02:22.29]A general delivery
[02:24.68]So if you want your freedom PDQ
[02:27.49]Divorce me COD
[02:29.90]COD PDQ divorce me COD