[00:00.00]Party Rock Band (Bonus Track) - Bret Michaels
[00:13.53]My album sucks the critics say
[00:18.53]I can't sing and I can't play
[00:23.64]All I care about is sex and money
[00:26.07]I look out-dated I think that's funny
[00:28.57]But I'm too shallow to really give a damn
[00:32.06]Cause I sing for a party rock band
[00:43.98]In '86 fans ripped out my hair
[00:48.73]Now it's '96 there ain't none there
[00:54.09]The girls used to talk dirty to me
[00:56.34]But now it just really hurts when I pee
[00:58.90]But I'm too stoned to really give a damn
[01:02.33]Cause I sing for my party rock band
[01:14.22]Bi-sexual girls come get to know me
[01:17.34]You can be my two and only
[01:19.09]I'll be your brain-damaged party rock man
[01:47.23]My agent says I need publicity
[01:51.91]Told me act depressed they'd take me seriously
[01:56.97]So wrecked my car into a telephone pole
[01:59.86]Tried to date the singer from Hole
[02:02.41]But Courtney didn't love me
[02:03.91]Don't they understand
[02:06.91]Cuz I'm a shallow minded sex craving don't
[02:09.48]Care about nothing unless I'm getting laid
[02:12.86]Party rock band