[00:00.00]Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin (Explicit) - Epic Rap Battles of History
[00:01.90]Written by：Cam Greely/Mat4yo/Brian Walters/Dante Cimadamore/3 more
[00:03.80]Epic rap battles of history
[00:06.83]Ash ketchum
[00:08.70]Versus
[00:09.88]Charles darwin
[00:11.85]Begin
[00:12.19]Darwin wants to battle doesn't seem like a fight
[00:14.42]But this should be fun I've yet to catch a ghost type
[00:16.69]Got the highest speed stat drop rhymes lightning fast
[00:19.37]Open my pockets and go charizard on your a**
[00:21.68]Cause I'm ash and that's a to the shush
[00:24.10]I don't care how many beetles and butterflies you squooshed
[00:26.61]Your earthworms can't beat these magical beasties
[00:28.87]Your sh*t talking mouth is the origin of feces
[00:31.46]You've got candy raps reese's pieces
[00:33.70]In this ecosystem I'm the dominant species
[00:36.21]When it's time to train I turn to pikachu pika
[00:38.60]But when I need a weak verse I choose you
[00:41.02]Hello there welcome to a world called earth
[00:43.38]Where actual minds do groundbreaking work
[00:45.72]If you're looking for the fittest I'm the natural selection
[00:48.03]You're so ineffective you couldn't even turn eleven
[00:50.56]What you spit's just not hard hitting enough
[00:52.86]It's kid stuff you're soft like a jigglypuff
[00:55.18]You got no game boy so you'll get the broom quick
[00:57.69]The real ash packs a much bigger boomstick
[01:00.11]I'm a masterful naturalist
[01:01.80]What I've glimpsed will outclass all the crap on your laughable list
[01:04.74]My research reversed the first words of the church
[01:07.22]You measure your worth by the sales of your merch
[01:10.10]Yo um real quick
[01:12.62]This dude spent eight years studying barnacle dick
[01:16.65]Kick it you think I'm impressed by your boat trip please
[01:19.38]You're the most annoying thing on a beagle since fleas
[01:21.67]You're a glitchy old man best left out at sea
[01:24.00]Set sail and galá pago suck on these
[01:26.67]Look mighty morphin michael vick
[01:28.74]Your animated slave fights make me sick
[01:31.24]When I battle a foe from so simple a beginning
[01:33.70]I'm not charles sheen but I am dar winning
[01:36.21]Man if that's true then nature is cruel
[01:38.38]Cause the only thing you're winning is your cousin's gene pool
[01:40.87]You lost three children while they were still small
[01:43.31]Tb and scarlet fever gotta catch em all
[01:45.77]It took millions of years for mankind to evolve
[01:48.08]Now they're hunched over cellphones playing with your balls
[01:50.58]And it was hard losing my daughters and their brother
[01:53.06]As hard as the wood that oak gave your mother
[01:55.60]Who won
[01:56.61]Who's next
[01:58.04]You decide
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