[00:00.00]I'm Straight - Jonathan Richman And The Modern Lovers
[00:01.69]I called this number three times already today
[00:08.38]But I got scared I put it back in place
[00:14.33]I put my phone back in place
[00:16.62]I still don't know if I should have called up
[00:22.31]Look just tell me what i to do if I'm out of place
[00:29.52]Cause here's your chance to make me feel awkward
[00:35.16]And wish that I had never even called up this place
[00:43.36]I saw you though today walk by with Hippie Johnny
[00:50.26]I had to call up and say how I want to take his place
[00:57.40]So this phone call today conerns Hippie Johnny
[01:04.52]He's always stoned He's never straight
[01:11.45]I saw you today you know walk by with Hippie Johnny
[01:18.06]Look I had to call up to say I want to take his place
[01:24.38]See he's stoned
[01:28.61]Hippie Johnny
[01:31.62]Now get this I'm Straight and I want to take his place
[01:38.43]Now look I like him too
[01:40.76]I like him
[01:42.23]Hippie Johnny
[01:45.36]But I'm Straight and I want to take his
[01:50.87]I said I'm Straight
[01:58.56]I said I'm Straight
[02:04.38]I'm proud to say
[02:11.54]Well I'm Straight and I want to take his place
[02:25.49]Now I've watched you walk around here I've watched you meet
[02:34.10]Boyfriends I know and you tell me how they're deep
[02:39.19]Look but I think If these guys if they're really so great
[02:45.36]Tell me why can't they at least take this place and take it straight
[02:52.53]Why always stoned
[02:55.75]Like Hippie Johnny is
[02:59.69]I'm straight and I want to take his place
[03:06.20]I'm certianley not stoned
[03:09.43]Like Hippie Johnny is
[03:12.81]I'm Straight and I want to take his place
[03:19.13]I said I'm Straight
[03:26.22]I said I'm Straight
[03:32.88]I'm
[03:39.26]I'm Straight and I want to
[03:43.53]Alright all you Modern Lovers What is it
[03:45.81]I'm Straight
[03:50.95]Tell the world now
[03:52.23]I'm Straight
[03:57.85]That's it
[03:58.64]I'm Straight
[04:03.99]Yeah
[04:04.88]I'm Straight and I want to take his place