The Effect - Bob Schneider
I can't say your name
Without my mind filling up with flames
I do declare at first you gave me quite a scare
But now I like the effect
It's not what one would expect
It comes at me every once in awhile
I've grown accustomed to my charcoal smile
I live in the sea
With the spiders and the anemones
They aren't what I would call very good company at all
But they're the company I keep
Can't be too picky in the deep
And hey who am I to say
What's really good company anyway
And there's a planet in outer space
And on this planet there lives an alien race
I know a girl there she's got a bone in her nose
And she dances like she's drowning when she takes off her clothes
And the natives they get restless
And jungle it grows hot
Oh I know it sounds crazy
But I'm giving it everything I got
I am building a rocket ship
Oh it's made from memories
And it's made to make the trip
And I can go most anywhere
And when I get to where I'm going I'm never really there
But I like the effect
I guess it's what you'd expect
It comes in handy every once in awhile
