Work Husband, Work Wife

It’s a purely professional partnership

With a healthy dose of affection

We’re just so in sync with the way we think

We got an uncommon connection

We share countless silly inside jokes

And we laugh ourselves delirious

Like, remember when you did that thing?

Oh, the thing?

No, the other thing!

Yes

Hilarious!

Well, you’re my work husband

And baby, you’re my work wife

For forty fantastic hours a week

You bring joy into my life

We’re a workplace bride and groom

On a hands-off honeymoon

And we’re close as any friendship can get to looove!