Deadpool Rap (Explicit)-Teamheadkick

Deadpool Rap (Explicit)

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时间:2014-02-20

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Deadpool Rap (Explicit) - Teamheadkick

Deadpool

Deadpool

Deadpool

They call me Deadpool I'm hella fast

Came to merc the bad guys and get some a*s

Got blades for days got guns galore

Got combo moves evades and more

With bear traps and hand grenades

Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face

Poppin off caps leave a trail of guts

Sittin' on my chair scratchin' my nuts

I can't die I'm invincible

But if you'd like to try then I'll crush your skull

Crass and rude borderline obscene

But I'm the funniest ************ that you ever did see

And Wolverine is gettin' *****-slapped

Wake up Wolvey no time for a nap

We gotta rescue Rogue ride a roller coaster

Grab our gear and head to Genosha

Deadpool

Deadpool

Deadpool

On a mission to slap a ho

But I'm gettin' kinda dizzy fightin' Vertigo

So slow the roll' you're kinda cute

But if you keep this game up then I'm gonna puke

Hangin' with the ladies that are wearin' their skivvies

Motorboatin' and playin' with titties

Jump across the map in a big-a*s boot

Decapitate my enemies pick up my loot

Don't stop when I shoot full-auto is on

Your a*s is grass and I'm mowin' the lawn

Hot lead to the head and I won't stop

Domino and Psylocke makin' it hot

But all these ******* are primadonnas

I stuff my face with Chimichangas

Taco's and beers always keepin' it loose

Hang on for a minute while I'm droppin' a deuce

I'm 'bout to take you all to school with guns and knives

Deadpool

Tellin' jokes and breakin' the rules I came for the taco's

Deadpool

Playin' with the ladies and my family jewels to bust a nut

Deadpool

'Bout to throw down with all these fools

So come and get some

My favorite girl I call her Death

She got big ol' boobs and butt-a*s breath

No stress one day we will be together

Just as soon as I die

And that means never

Hackin' and slashin' like a ninja

Don't worry Sinister I'm commin' to getcha

Double-flippin' jumps landin' all wreckless

Sneakin' up on dudes and leavin' 'em headless

Cable any day big gun no doubt

But he talks too much so **** it I'm out

With a broken neck I can't see at all

Crack it like a crackhead problem solved

X-Men Evolved doin' air guitar

Pettin' the dog dancin' like a p**n star

We did it We rescued Rogue

I tried to get some booty but I got friend-zoned

Teleport because it's cool when I fall off a ledge

Deadpool

The crazy-a*s guards always lookin' to duel so click click BOOM

Deadpool

I don't believe in the Golden Rule I came to get laid

Deadpool

Note to the ladies I'm not a tool

I'm a sexy motherucker

Sexy ************

Sexy ************

Sexy ************

Sexy ************

Deadpool

Deadpool

Deadpool

Dead Pool

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