In a dive bar off of 1st Ave.
I met my lover
She was my worse half
Forgot the first half
But I remember birthdays like it’s a trick
I like how your brain works but I don’t get it
Fall for the same jerk
Don’t like how they work
Because I love you
I never told you and I don’t wish I did because I never go first
Don’t wish I did because I never go first
On the phone when I was trying to rehearse
Getting drunk at my grandma’s wake
Then refusing to drink on my twenty first
And loving him when he’s the ****ing worst
That’s a goddamn shame
I had a mustache
You said to shave it
Looked like a pornstar
Said you couldn’t take it
So I shaved it and stood there and cried in the mirror for hours looking like a *****
I had my high waters on
Standing there smoking
Outside a dive bar right near Hoboken
The night was freezing
You wore my parka and asked me if I ever even tried my jeans on
Cause they were too short
Tried my jeans on cause they were too short
If you could lean on me at the airport
If you could freak on me at the big dance
When you were mean to me at the resort
When you would cling to me at the seaport
Well they’re the perfect length
