作曲 : Lisa Lambert/Greg Morrison
[00:01]GANGSTER #1 & GANGSTER #2：Chop the nuts
[00:02]Pound the dough
[00:04]Bake it up
[00:05]Nice and slow
[00:06]Then you got a Toledo
[00:09]Toledo Surprise
[00:10](spoken)FELDZIEG: Now sell it!
[00:11]GANGSTER #1 & GANGSTER #2：Pit the peach
[00:12]Peel the skin
[00:14]Mush it up
[00:15]Throw it in
[00:16]That's a tasty Toledo
[00:19]Toledo Surprise
[00:20](spoken)FELDZIEG:Now you're cooking!
[00:21]GANGSTER #1 & GANGSTER #2：First you beat it up
[00:23]Then you sweet it up
[00:25]When you heat it up
[00:27]If it tries to rise
[00:30]Don't let it
[00:31]It's a snap
[00:32]Try it folks
[00:33]Whip your whites
[00:34]Split your yolks
[00:35]Then you got a Toledo
[00:39]Toledo Surprise
[00:41](spoken)FELDZIEG:You boys are naturals. Keep it up 5-6-7-8
[00:46]KITTY enters.
[00:48](spoken)KITTY:Mr. Feldzeig? Ohhh, what's going on here?
[00:51](spoken)FELDZIEG:Ah, Kitty! I'm developing a new act.
[00:53]GANGSTER #1 & GANGSTER #2：Toledo Surprise
[00:55](spoken)KITTY:You're putting gangsters in the act and you won't put me in it? They're not even in the union.
[01:00](spoken)FELDZIEG:Shh! You got it all wrong. The new act is for you Kitty. And these boys are you're backup dancers.
[01:08](spoken)KITTY:Backup dancers? Holy cats!
[01:11]What the hot toledo
[01:14]Does to my libido
[01:16]Good? Mmmm, yes indee do
[01:18]Sugary yum yum
[01:20](pause)
[01:23]
[01:25]KITTY:Squeeze the cream
[01:26]Grease the pan
[01:27]Lick the spoon
[01:28]Flip the flan
[01:29]Makes you bust your tuxedo
[01:32]Toledo Surprise
[01:38]ALDOLPHO enters with the CHAPERONE.
[01:42](spoken)ALDOLPHO: Wait! Wait! Aldolpho, he make an announcement. Wedding is off!
[01:47]GEORGE: What? For the love of god, why?
[01:49]ALDOLPHO: Aldolpho has made love to the bride!
[01:52]ALDOLPHO indicates CHAPERONE.
[01:53]That's not the bride you idiot. That is the chaperone.
[01:57]What?
[01:58]The wedding is on!
[01:59]The wedding is off!
[02:00]What?
[02:01](spoken)JANET:Robert has kissed a French girl. Her name is Mimi. She's very beautiful
[02:04](spoken)ROBERT: I couldn't help it, Janet. She was just like you. Only French
[02:08]JANET slaps ROBERT.
[02:09](spoken)GEORGE: Sweet mother of pearl!
[02:10]TOTTENDALE:Underling?
[02:11]UNDERLING:Yes madam?
[02:12]TOTTENDALE:What is all the commotion about?
[02:13]UNDERLING:The wedding, madam.
[02:14]TOTTENDALE:Wedding? Oh, I love weddings.
[02:16]UNDERLING:I'm afraid it has been called off.
[02:18]TOTTENDALE：Oh. How terrible.
[02:20]FELDZIEG：Yes, what a tragedy! What a wonderful, wonderful tragedy! Clear the floor boys,I'll show you how it's done!
[02:29]First you beat it up
[02:31]Then you sweet it up
[02:34]When you heat it up
[02:36]If it tries to rise
[02:38]Don't let it
[02:46]Toledo Surprise!
[02:48]TOTTENDALE:Surprise?
[02:50]GANGSTER #1:Wait until it's ready
[02:51]TOTTENDALE:Surprise?
[02:52]GANGSTER #2:Wait until it's ready
[02:53]TOTTENDALE:Surprise?
[02:54]FELDZIEG:Wait until it's ready
[02:56]KITTY:Now it's lookin' ready
[02:57]TOTTENDALE:Surprise!
[02:58]GANGSTERS, KITTY & FELDZIEG:You got it
[02:59]TOTTENDALE：Makes me twitch
[03:00]Makes me shake
[03:01]This dessert
[03:02]Takes the cake
[03:03]Hits me like a torpedo
[03:06]Toledo Surprise
[03:07]ALDOLPHO:Toledo Surprise
[03:08]GEORGE:Toledo Surprise
[03:09]UNDERLING:Surprise
[03:10]DROWSY:Surprise
[03:11]ALL:Surprise
[03:32]Surprise
[03:37]Surprise
[03:56]Chop the nuts
[03:59]Pound the dough
[04:01]Bake it up
[04:03]Nice and slow
[04:06]Then you got a Toledo
[04:08]Toledo Surprise
[04:10]Then you got a Tol-ee-
[04:13]The record skips. The MAN rushes over to the record player and stomps on the floor. The record continues.
[04:18]Surprise!
[04:19]Wait until it's ready
[04:21]Surprise!
[04:22]Wait until it's ready
[04:23]Surprise!
[04:25]That's a tasty Toledo Surprise!