Actually I was never conceived.
And I don't expect to be believed
But I've found my mouth stitched shut with glossy pink thread.
And when I think of the lie filled love-life that I've led
I row boats all day with Karl Vlad and E. Leon.
My tongue made of ivory my teeth are all gone.
The bones in my face they weren't here all along.
I'm straight and I love coffee cake
I found a lost puppy and I took him home.
Since then he's agreed to leave me alone
For over a month cuz I'm spelling bee queen.
Let me tell you more and you'll see what I mean.
I took a sea lion by the waist and I twisted it.
Then I kiss-ed it.It was mossy and chaste.
That is funny isn't it
Not to tell you would be such a waste.
Can't you see me
I am your long lost best friend.
Please believe me.
All these things have happened.
I went for a ride on the carousel.
I was on a yellow horse right behind the swan.
In the swan a man and a woman they were doing it.
I didn't want to look.I wished I'd brought a book.
I looked down at the chip in my horse's red mane.
He had a high soft beautiful voice.
I got down and ran around and then I asked him his name.
He said out loud he said it was"First Choice".
Yes Mom I'm still a virgin.
And you are Marilyn Monroe.
When I was a little girl we grew wings and flew under the sea
To see my daddy Mr. Edgar Allen Poe.
Oh I would crawl into the furnace to take a warm nap
On the cast-iron lap of Walt Disney.
Then we'd go out for a swim in the Sea of Mercury.
I never thanked him for what he did for me.
Can't you see me
I am your long lost best friend.
Please believe me.
All these things have happened.
