Thecoldtree - arthrn
Look I've stayed with my husband for three days
I was very young when we got married
My husband was a movie freak
Actually he was particularly obsessed with one movie
The Wizard of Oz
He talked about it constantly
I thought it was cute at first
On our wedding night
I was a virgin
When we made love-you've seen the movie
Haven't you
The Wizard of Oz
Yes I did
Well when we made love
Whenever he you know when he came
He would just scream out
Surrender Dorothy
That's all
Just surrender Dorothy
Wow
I know
Instead of moaning or saying
Oh God or something normal like that
I mean it was pretty creepy
And I told him I thought so
But he just he just couldn't stop
He just he just couldn't stop
He just couldn't stop
He said he didn't even realize it was happening
He just couldn't stop
So I just broke the whole thing off
