The restroom door said gentlemen
So i just walked inside
I took two steps and realized
I'd been taken for a ride
I heard high voices turned and found
The place was occupied
By two nuns three old ladies and a nurse
What could be worse
Than two nuns three old ladies and a nurse
The restroom door said gentlemen
It must have been a gag
As soon as i walked in there
I ran into some old hag
She sprayed me with a can of mace
And sacked me with her bag
I could tell this just wouldn't be my day
What could i say
It just wasn't turning out to be my day
The restroom door said gentlemen
And i would like to find
The crummy little creep who had
The nerve to switch the sign
Cause i've got two black eyes
And one high-heel up my behind
Now i can't sit with comfort and joy
Boy oh boy
No i'll never sit with comfort and joy
The Restroom Door Said Gentleman - Bob Rivers
