Strawberry Rehabs Forever (LP版) - Bob Rivers
Let me take you down to Yankee Stadium where Strawberry fields
While making d**g deals
And nothing seems to dry him out
Strawberry rehabs forever
Living is easy for sports pro's who put their fannies in
The seats
A superstar can get messed up but he can still
Cash out if he can hit two-ninety-three
And he won't come down
'Cause he love's his toot
When Strawberry fields
He's making d**g deals
As long as he can hit 'em out
Strawberrys stash lasts forever
Now when he's swinging its strike three
I'll bet he must
Be high on blow And all the little kids will think that
Its alright to get real high and grab a bat
Let me take you down to Yankee Stadium where Strawberry
Fields While making d**g deals
They're never gonna kick him out
Strawberry rehabs forever
Strawberry rehabs forever
He'll probably relapse forever
"Hey look man I thought I told you never to call me at the game
Hey look I probably oughtta go I gotta fly ball comin' at me
OK I'll talk to ya later"