"stay away"

Hrmrhh

Hello, it’s me and everybody else

Uhm, I was…

I-I hope you’re good, obviously, hehe

I was just calling to let you know that I’m having this little gathering tonight

And you know, it’s just…

Uh…

Well, I guess…

Most of the people…

Well, really all…

Everyone you know is gonna be there

But I just wanted to make sure that, uuuuh…

You know that you’re not invited

A-and I’m not, I’m not trying to be…

Uhhhh…

You know, I’m not trying t-to make things awkward

Actually, I-I’m trying to stop them from being awkward

Cause I mean, if you came by, that would be seriously awkward

So that’s not gonna happen tonight

We-we’re just gonna, you know, pretend to have fun and, you know

All of the usual stuff, so uuuuh

So yeah

But yeah

So I mean don’t come

D-don’t come

And I just wanted to make sure that, uh, you know I’ll call you

And let’s just say when-when-whenever I need something

You know, like an “actual” friend

Hahaha, okay?

Uuuuh, okay, bye

And uuuuuh, stay away

Just, yeah

Alright, cheers