[00:15.27]Happy with no teeth happy here in hibernation
[00:21.66]Slurpin' on a peach starin' at the situation
[00:28.38]Kitty at my foot meowin' out a conversation
[00:34.83]Rockin' back 'n' forth that's my only destination
[00:40.65]Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch
[00:44.07]Old man on the back porch and that old man is me
[00:47.64]Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch
[00:50.88]Old man on the back porch and that
[00:54.06]Meeeeeeeee ow
[00:54.18]Wow wow wow
[01:08.28]Got a two string on my lap total subsonic vacation
[01:14.94]Got chicken on the drums poundin' out a perfect prescription
[01:20.97]Got twenty little worms all plug into amplification
[01:28.11]Got fifteen hundred bass drum luggin' bug eyed monkeys
[01:31.02]All arriving at the station
[01:33.72]Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch
[01:37.05]Old man on the back porch and that old man is me
[01:40.44]Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch
[01:43.89]Old man on the back porch and that
[01:46.62]Me me meeeee ow
[01:47.01]Whoa whoa whoa
[01:47.25]Chris：
[01:47.34]I'm sittin' on the back porch kickin' my legs back rockin' in my rockin' chair just sittin' there
[01:56.07]On the little back porch it's about to fall apart so I think I might repair it
[01:57.81]Just as I'm thinkin about repairin' it some little friends come along
[02:03.60]With some two string one string no string guitars
[02:05.52]Hey Chris wanna jam
[02:06.51]And they plug them all into the back porch
[02:07.71]And they sit around playing all their favorite songs
[02:09.15]And kickin back feelin' real good real fine real full of the wine
[02:12.36]And everything's fine everything's beautiful everything's great
[02:13.86]And I just feel so good you know I'm seventy years old
[02:15.42]And I'm slurpin' everything through a straw
[02:16.80]Dave：
[02:16.89]I'm sittin' here on the back porch just eatin' chocolate pudding
[02:18.27]Through a straw
[02:18.57]And I heated it up on a little Sterno stove
[02:20.46]Tastes just like a warm body fluid goin' down
[02:21.87]Little players comin' 'round
[02:22.47]Pluggin' in their instruments feelin' good about themselves
[02:23.79]Singin' original songs by the original masters
[02:25.05]And I'm sittin' there on the porch
[02:25.83]Rockin' back 'n' forth in my little old chair
[02:26.85]But I'm an old man on the back porch old man on the back porch
[02:30.42]Old man on the back porch and that old man is me
[02:33.54]Old man on the back porch old man on the back porch
[02:36.99]Old man on the back porch and that