Santa’s got his GPS but it’s acting strange,
Skidding down rooftops, a holiday exchange,
Bag full of presents, and a phone in hand,
Checking all the names, he can barely stand.
Oh, it’s a dash, it’s a dive, it’s Christmas cheer!
Santa’s racing ‘gainst the clock, he won’t disappear,
With a Ho-Ho-Ho and a tumble here and there,
Bringing joy and laughter through the winter air.
He's got an app to track, but it’s stuck again,
Scratching his head like, “Oh not again!”
Wrong chimney dive, with a jolly grin,
Making memories that live within.
Through snowy nights, he and the reindeer crew,
Slip-ups and laughs, but his heart is true,
Merry chaos lights up the sky,
With Santa’s wink, they all say hi.
Oh, it’s a dash, it’s a dive, it’s Christmas glee!
Santa’s on a mission, and it’s wild as can be,
With a Ho-Ho-Ho and a hearty cheer,
Making memories year after year.
