Poetry And Prose

Poetry And Prose - Primus

I ain't one for poetry, aint' one for prose. Ain't one for the scent of a sping-time rose.

But the is one face that I do know, I sure get a kick out of that Beavis and Butt-head show.

Other day I turn my TV on, and guess what I do see?

Two crazy-a** cartoon sunsa*****es staring on back at me.

Said"What the hell's this", and Ler said"Boy, dont' you know?"

The whole world's gone crazy over that there Beavis and Butt-head show.

Talk about couch fishing, now I could go for that.

I could go for frog baseball, but I be inclined to use a cat!

On Comedy, I'm a stooges man. I like Larry, Curly and Moe.

But now and then a get a chuckle watchin' the Beavis and Butt-head show.

Stone-Temple Pearlvana Chain, now there's a helluva band.

They got that original sound that's sweepin' 'cross the land.

Ain't no ZZ Top though, now that's the band for me.

If I had my way MTV'd play just them and AC/DC.

I ain't nothing special, I'm your average kinda man.

I like a frosted barley pop and I drink 'em outta the can!

I don't give a rat's a** about poetry and not a damn 'bout prose.

I sure get a kick outta them Beavis and Butt-head shows.

Butthead:"Hey Beavis..."

Beavis:"What?"

Butthead:"I was just like...thinking and stuff...it was pretty cool."

Beavis:"Yeah, I'm gonna try that."

Butthead:"TV is cool..."

Beavis:"Yeah, yeah, TV rules....it rules! Yeah..."

Butthead:"Hey Beavis...I heard that pretty soon, they're gonna have, like, 500 channels.

That's gonna be cool."

Beavis:"Really? That would be cool."

Butthead:"You know what would be really cool, though? If like, one of the channels didn't suck."

Beavis:"Yeah, but, like, if one of them didn't suck, why would you need the other...um...

Three hundred and twenty-seven?"

Butthead:"Because, you know all those TV shows that suck? It's like, you gotta put them

Somewhere! you can't put 'em on the cool channel!"

Beavis:"Yeah, yeah! They should call it the cool channel!"