时间：2006-02-20
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Tony Tony Tony
Only had a couple
But he's had a fair few shots
And he starts to swear a lot
But she hasn't bared a drop
And thus everyone stares too much
Cor blimey see that bird take a good look at her skirt
Oh me word I can see heaven take me far from Earth
I'll have some of that love how much are you worth
No I'm not being tricky love this glass is me first
Now how about a score Okay then 25
Why did you slap me for I was trying ta be kind
Go get your boyfriend then I ain't gonna run
So what if he's a boxer I'm already numb
Now out of the way it's me turn same again son
What did you say cunt I'll tell you when I'm done
I'm drunk you're flippin' drunk in fact you're raw some
Come on then let's have it then now where the hell's me gun
Oh you all think it's a joke well let's just see
When I count to three you will all respect me
Dead bag I Tony everyone knows me
What's wrong now sweetheart are we getting cold feet
But he's had a fair few shots
And he starts to swear a lot
But she hasn't bared a drop
And thus everyone stares too much
Excuse me can I have a word outside if you please
What if I refuse what are you gonna do geez
Oi lets cut to the chase did you disrespect me Stace
Oh you mean that slag she's a bloody disgrace
I offered her 25 and she slapped me in me face
I mean would you believe it Ted Right in me face
She's lucky she didn't get put right in her place
That's it I've had enough outside come on let's go now
Listen bruv that's enough
I'll put it blunt you're looking like a cunt
Breathe in breathe out
Or you'll end up in the back of the meat van
Like you always do when you have a glass of gin and juice
Causing trouble in the venue
What you trying to make the 10 o'clock news
No no don't talk your ignorance will be a downfall
What you gotta shout loud for
Embarrassing yourself when you're outdoors
Talking like you got big balls
Gritting your teeth like a Pit Bull
Looking like you're gonna be sick
Dude check yourself mate you're a Mitchell
But he's had a fair few shots
And he starts to swear a lot
But she hasn't bared a drop
And thus everyone stares too much
Please excuse my brother
He's got too much booze in his bladder
Giving you all the chitter chatter
Getting all rude in a geezer manner
Please accept my apologies on his behalf
And I don't think that he really meant to squeeze your arse
But he was being an idiot that I can't deny I must admit
That he was out of line and he pushed it just a little bit
But what about you though showing off flesh like a sumo
Your skirts up too high and your top's cut too low
And there's your boyfriend acting like a boss kinda like Hugo
Put yourself in my brother's shoes mate what if it was you bro
Let's just all get along
Do a little dance to some songs
Forget about this nonsense
We can all move on
Tony Tony Tony
Only had a couple
