My baby left me and I feel so bad
I lost the best girl that I ever had
You ask me why I feel so blue
But you'd feel the same way if it happened to you
She didn't leave me on Monday
She didn't leave me on Tuesday
She didn't leave me on Wednesday
She didn't leave me on Thursday
She didn't leave me on Friday
She didn't leave me on Saturday
She went and left me on trash day
My baby left me on trash day
She went and left me on trash day
She didn't leave me on Monday
She didn't leave me on a Tuesday
She didn't leave me on no Wednesday
Babe
She could have left me on a Thursday
No no no no
It was trash day
It was godd**n trash day
My baby left me on a trash day
And that's why I'm smellin' like a brewery
And I'm lookin' like a tramp
And I ain't got a quarter
I got a postage stamp
I got a five o'clock shadow boxin' all around the town
Talkin' with the old men sleepin' on the ground
Bazanti bootin' al zootin' al hoot and al cohn
And I'm sharin' this apartment with a telephone pole
Fishnet stockings and spike heel shoes
Strip tease
Prick tease
Car keys blues
Porno floor show
Live nude girls
Dreamy and creamy and brunette curls
Chesty morgan and watermelon rose
Raisin' my rent
Take off all your clothes
Because my baby left me and I feel so bad
I lost the best girl that I ever had
Go on and ask me why I feel so blue
You'd feel the same way if it happened to you
She could've left me on a Monday
She could've left me on a Tuesday
She could've left me on a Thursday
Or a Friday
Or a Saturday
No
She went and left me on trash day
My baby left me on trash day
She went and left me on trash day
Trash day
"Big john" thomassie on the trash cans
Oh
Trash day
Trash day
Trash day
Godd**n trash day
Trash day
