[00:00.00]Me & My Skate (Explicit) - Kottonmouth Kings
[00:00.26]Composed by：Brad Xavier/Steve Thronson/Dustin Miller/Harold Enanoria (aka 2-Swift)/Kottonmouth Kings
[00:00.52]Oh s**t God d**n I almost hit that little punk rock kid
[00:05.43]Oh s**t ah d**n well what's happenin' here D**n helicopters
[00:10.68]And all I saw was some little skater kid
[00:12.81]Come runnin' by with a test
[00:14.12]Tube one of them glass ones
[00:15.98]Oh man I'll check the news
[00:18.38]And find out what the hell's happenin' here Hola como estas
[00:20.96]F**kin commercials d**n yeah
[00:23.75]This is Victoria Secretion reporting live from
[00:25.80]Orange County California
[00:26.79]No s**t where just moments ago Officer Jack Mehoff and our
[00:29.33]Chopper in the sky Spotted rapper
[00:30.83]D-Loc member of the infamous
[00:32.33]Kottonmouth Kommittee
[00:33.23]Skating east bound on Yorba Linda Blvd
[00:35.61]DLoc has been at large and is wanted
[00:37.30]By press parents and authorities
[00:38.92]For being a nusiance to society Approach with caution
[00:41.57]DLoc could be under the influence
[00:43.24]Of a mind altering substance
[00:44.28]It's me and my skate skate
[00:46.08]In this world of hate and confusion
[00:47.61]I sweat all day to create an illusion
[00:50.56]Or a fantasy yeah that's what you call it
[00:53.47]You can be a bong tokin alcoholic
[00:56.32]Well this came true so I grip the mic tightly
[00:58.79]And when I'm rocking the stage my skates besides me
[01:01.50]After the show you'll catch skating in the parking lot
[01:04.34]Bustin grinds and flips my board is all I got
[01:07.08]To escape the realness of reality
[01:09.81]I smoke a joint so I can cope with this insanity
[01:12.48]They say sobriety's the answer to society
[01:15.20]I say it's anarchy but they ain't understanding me
[01:18.17]I say it twice but they just can't relate
[01:20.37]I guess it's fate my boards my mate
[01:22.00]Just just me and my skate
[01:23.86]In other breaking news reputed rapper Saint
[01:25.80]Also from the Kottonmouth Kommitte
[01:27.26]Was caught by survalence camera
[01:28.47]At JJ's Liqour in the city of Orange
[01:30.42]Making off with 2 cases of beer
[01:31.94]1 pint of booze and a carton of cigarettes
[01:33.78]The unemployed rapper has outstanding
[01:35.62]Charges of drunken rowdyness
[01:37.26]Insighting riots and abusive behavior
[01:39.60]Saint was last spotted on
[01:40.76]Beach Blvd jumping from a moving vehicle
[01:43.36]Under the influence of alcohol
[01:45.06]Now I just got off the phone with
[01:46.54]Big Hoss up in prison
[01:47.93]Thank God for freedom hook the b***hes with my jism
[01:50.82]Name is brought up in many girlies' conversations
[01:53.16]But it gets complicated with the situations you be facin
[01:56.30]My name is Saint the one the girlies flock fool
[01:58.91]So don't get mad when your lady starts to jock me fool
[02:01.83]Like a beer like m*******a
[02:04.39]She said Hi Saint my name's Luana
[02:07.03]Lou wanna wanna wanna take me home
[02:10.04]Lou wanna wanna wanna lay and bone
[02:12.57]But I get aggravated mentally frustrated
[02:15.23]When I act like 'cuz your boyfriend player hated
[02:17.89]Left jab right hook then I knocked him out
[02:20.65]I hate player haters so I pissed in his mouth
[02:23.79]Apparently local officials have turned
[02:25.45]The Kottonmouth Kommitte
[02:26.65]Case over to the Federal Bureau of Investigations
[02:29.07]The elusive Orange County rappers
[02:30.69]Under the direction of Pimp
[02:31.87]Daddy X are sought in connection
[02:33.28]With a number of charges
[02:34.45]Ranging from obsenity influencing
[02:36.17]The minds of minors fake
[02:37.33]ID's lude and crude behavior and demoralizing society
[02:40.52]Right wing religious zealots have apparently threatened to
[02:43.93]Quote 'Crucify those young punks'
[02:45.37]Yo I got a scam for this you know
[02:47.31]I got a scam for that
[02:48.48]The Daddy's friends are good
[02:49.75]But still I watch my back
[02:51.14]I like to vibe write a rhyme
[02:52.47]To a funky phat track
[02:53.76]I got the scam to get the green
[02:55.17]To scam for a fat sack
[02:56.54]Too many vices and insane extremities
[02:59.11]I got no good solutions so no quick remedies
[03:01.90]Don't wanna slave my life working at a 9 to 5
[03:04.62]F**k flippin' burgers don't wanna drop no fries
[03:07.31]Don't wanna move boxes move s**t or sit behind a desk
[03:10.18]Just wanna get upon a mic
[03:11.48]And let my skills start to flex
[03:13.04]Addicted to the homegrown fly girls and
[03:15.04]I'm not a loser look at you don't wanna be left alone
[03:18.51]Addicted to the n******e a full time toker
[03:21.06]All the more confused with mi vida loca
[03:25.51]Late night toker indo smokers
[03:29.46]Hey hey daddy x daddy x daddy x daddy x
[03:33.33]Let your skills flex
[03:35.12]Hey hey daddy x daddy x
[03:37.61]Hey daddy x put those fools in check
[03:40.43]Live while you live you gotta live
[03:41.98]Your life while you're here
[03:43.10]Time is all I got I wanna smoke
[03:44.75]The kind and guzzle beer
[03:45.93]Fear of life at times yes
[03:47.20]But I ain't got no time for that
[03:48.75]I gotta kick it chill got to kick it to the max
[03:51.56]So when you see daddy x in your vicinity
[03:54.03]Pass the pipe pass the j say what's up
[03:55.97]I'm out peace
[03:56.97]Me me me and my skate my skate my skate my skate
[04:00.40]My mate my skate
[04:02.19]Me me me and my skate my skate
[04:04.64]My skate my mate in this world of hate
[04:08.68]After an all out man hunt by local
[04:10.62]And federal officials
[04:11.59]The Kottonmouth Kommittee still remains at large
[04:13.84]Last spotted fleeing southbound on Interstate 5
[04:16.13]In a drop top Volkswagen
[04:17.71]Bug believed to be stolen from
[04:18.84]A trailer park complex earlier today
[04:20.53]The young vandals are disturbing the peace
[04:22.26]And reportedly riding high
[04:23.94]That's our local news for now we'll update
[04:25.74]You on the situation as it happens
[04:27.34]I'm Victoria Secretion for KBUD 420
[04:29.76]On your dial now